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Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

Hamas supporter, jailed, jihad, knife emoji, LOCKED, PIXEL, pm, threat, Tipton

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5677	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, achievement, Crafters, Entertainment, Finally bought, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming on the go, gaming system, handheld console, Happy, Investment, long awaited, nintendo switch, Purchase, REWARD, SAVING, Switch, switched, Technology, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	951	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7973
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	984	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	720	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	530	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Void Gems Collected:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Towns Built:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5507
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	1899
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8710
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	1872
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17