Weirdly Good Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly symmetrical pattern? Do you have an uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where your weird talents will finally be appreciated!

We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you can perform the Chicken Dance flawlessly, you’ll fit right in.

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of musical chairs. But be warned, he’s a sore loser.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms – on our server, we have a competition for the most outrageous and impractical builds. Can you construct a functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Or a house made entirely out of TNT? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of playing on boring, ordinary servers and want to embrace your weird talents in a truly unique and wacky world, join us today!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	534789	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	98
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	8007
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	224	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	3420
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5325
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me