Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest inventions come to life to solve common problems in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Need to travel long distances in a hurry? Hop on our patented Pig-Powered Rocket Boots for a speedy ride across the map. Want to protect your base from pesky griefers? Our Anti-Griefer Gumball Machine shoots out explosive gum balls that will send them running for the hills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Cannon, a contraption that launches chickens at high speeds to take down any mobs in your path. And don’t forget about our Flying Fish Flippers that allow you to swim through the air like a majestic flying fish.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have in store for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7449 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
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