Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dimension Hops: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3015
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Potions Brewed: 21
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 564 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 8367

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 2838
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magic Items Found: 8655
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Crops Grown: 6703 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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