Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

    Rural VS Urban: Life Gap
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

    the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

    Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

    Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

    2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

    3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

    4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

    5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Ores Mined: 3749
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Locked In Minecraft SMP

    Locked In Minecraft SMP
    Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

    So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 3248
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

    Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 3741
    Emeralds Found: 8324 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UncleBlockerZ

    UncleBlockerZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

    Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SelfImprovementMC SMP

    SelfImprovementMC SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Magic Items Found: 7583
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DisprovenEduminecraft

    DisprovenEduminecraft
    Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCommiesWarDronez

    CraftyCommiesWarDronez
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

    Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers
    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Villages Defended: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

    Wet and Dark Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 91
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

    Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AngryCraft SMP

    AngryCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

    u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

    and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

    so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9594
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY