Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Chimeras Created: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5656 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1141 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Farms Harvested: 341 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Emeralds Found: 9789
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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