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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4437 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
