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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!