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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9686 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8670 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
