Weird Food Dream Minecraft Server

angry pizzaiolo, banned from pizzeria, BATS, big nose, dream, Dreamland, erratic, Food, happy food dance, heavy italian accent, italian chef, LASAGNA, Mama Mia, minced meat, Minecraft, mustache, Nephews, Outrageous, pepperoni pizza, pesto sauce, PIZZERIA, Server, stereotypical, weird, weird food dream

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	9513	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old pizza and lasagna? Do you want to experience the ultimate food fusion like never before? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can create your own outrageous dishes like the legendary pepperoni pizsagna! Our Italian chef will be there to guide you through the process, but be warned, he’s a bit eccentric and may ban you if you don’t impress him with your culinary skills.

Join now and embark on a food-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter the chef’s nephews with bats ready to defend their family’s honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your taste buds run wild in the craziest pizzeria Minecraft server ever! Mama mia, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	167
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	703	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9155
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	1684	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Star Shards Collected:	149	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	6845	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4765	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!