Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
New Chunks Explored: 118444 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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