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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.
On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!
