WeinerCraftersUnite!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8099	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Farms Harvested:	287	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Zombie Dances:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	743

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4609	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.