WeinerCraftersUnite!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	639	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	143
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	473828	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2609
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	956
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8071
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.