WeinerCraftersUnite!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchantments Applied:	62	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Animals Bred:	80

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ores Mined:	5269	Players Killed by Monsters:	8320
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8053	Enchantments Applied:	298

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	195	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5217	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3446	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.