WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ores Mined:	9579
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	72
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6361	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mines Excavated:	1872
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Plasma Hole Blasters

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OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	651	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7475	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	4601	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2