Weekend Warrior Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	5673

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3065	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Void Gems Collected:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1666
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchantments Applied:	59	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Towns Built:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Votes:	9658	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4138
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	5241	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5440
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3