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Players: 91/500 Votes: 5219
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Void Gems Collected: 40

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

  • Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
  • We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
  • Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
  • We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!

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  • ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

    ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5243
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ores Mined: 2921
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

    We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • NoVacayForYouCraft

    NoVacayForYouCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7658
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

    On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3111
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 187
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Ores Mined: 6387 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Potions Brewed: 145
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2677
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5295
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9433
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2092
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4453 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9389
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8329
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5859
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1227
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8072
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Potions Brewed: 162

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5251
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 5759

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5919
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3987
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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