WeddingWoesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	526
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1685	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6769	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77