WeddingWoesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone wears the same old outfits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we design custom outfits for all our players, just like in a real wedding!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a stunning custom-designed outfit, tailored to your personality and style. But wait, there’s a twist – you might not get a shirt! That’s right, we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable. Who needs a shirt anyway, right?

But don’t worry, if you’re feeling a bit self-conscious about your in-game abs, just let us know and we’ll tell you to go on a virtual diet. It’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, our outfits are designed in pairs, so you’ll have a virtual fashion partner to keep you company.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual fashion drama and design. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

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Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FrenchFryCraft

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So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	70	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	194
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5309	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Emeralds Found:	9805
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.