WeddingWearWoes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing the perfect dress for the mother of the groom, just like in this wild wedding tale.

On our server, you can battle it out with your future sister-in-law over the perfect shade of green for your dress. Will she let you wear your favorite color, or will she force you into a dress that makes you look like a walking shrub? The choice is yours (kind of)!

But wait, there’s more! You can also suggest alternative spring colors like lavender and watch as your suggestions are shot down faster than a creeper exploding. It’s a fashion showdown like no other, and you’re invited to be a part of the chaos.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you can have a dress that matches the wedding theme perfectly?

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	9834

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2810	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Dragon Eggs Found:	1108
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mines Excavated:	2272
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	4706
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	110
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	284021
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.