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Players: 98/600 Votes: 6684
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Towns Built: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Zombie Dances: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being left out like the last block in a game of Tetris? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even the chickens!

Picture this: a wedding where the bride personally tells everyone in the department they can’t come because they want to keep it small. But wait, there’s more! Turns out, they were just trying to save money and didn’t want to spend extravagantly. Meanwhile, the bride’s face changes faster than a creeper exploding when she finds out someone spilled the beans about not being invited.

But wait, there’s even more drama! A dinner celebration where you contribute to the gift, only to find out you can’t attend because of a trip overseas. And guess what? No one even considered changing the date for you. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending loop of social exclusion.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because here, everyone is welcome, even if you’re the square peg in a round hole. Build your own world where you’re the VIP, no exclusions allowed. Let’s turn those awkward office moments into epic block-building adventures!

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4978
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5525
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Enchantments Applied: 128
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6401
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2519
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5563
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7678
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magic Items Found: 4536
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 280
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6119
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 211

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4519
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3056
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9876 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7596
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1284
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Star Shards Collected: 294
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 105

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4326
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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