Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 373
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 428

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2500 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3527 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 319
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2215 Ores Mined: 3283
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 3119
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Emeralds Found: 1344

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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