WeddingCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1447	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	291357	Emeralds Found:	546

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mines Excavated:	3836

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6388	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crops Grown:	5538	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magic Items Found:	1701
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

Beans, Chickpeas, Communication, compromise, Cooking, future kids, Healthy Eating, meal prep, meat, Minecraft, partner, Potatoes, relationship issues, Rice, separate meals, Server, Snacking, soy, teamwork, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, weight loss

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong

defending your marriage, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful in-laws, ex-girlfriend drama, ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong, family acceptance, family conflicts, family drama, family interference, interracial marriage, Marriage Support, standing up for yourself, wedding boundaries, wedding day chaos, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding family drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guests, wedding sabotage

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, just like our player who stood up for themselves at their wedding.

Imagine facing off against your in-laws in a PvP match, with Emily trying to sabotage your builds while James’s mom tries to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful comments about your relationship here!

So come on and join us for a wedding-free, drama-filled adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even find a supportive community that has your back, just like James had his partner’s back when things got heated. Let’s build, battle, and banish the haters together!

CringeCraft SMP

awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments that haunt me, embarrassing moments that I can’t forget, embarrassing moments that I wish I could erase, embarrassing moments that scarred me, embarrassing moments that still make me cringe, embarrassing moments to remember, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, life stories, most embarrassing moment ever, personal anecdotes, smp, social mishaps

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!