WeddingCraft: No Plus-Ones Allowed!

DATING, Wedding, young boy, private chef, disagreement

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and intimacy just like the OP’s wedding! We only invite the coolest and craziest players to join us in our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s brother’s new girlfriend, we welcome new players with open arms…as long as they don’t bring their 8-year-old son to the house rental. We have strict rules about who can crash our virtual parties!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of entitlement. Who knows, you might even find love in our pixelated world. So come on, don’t be the asshole – join our Minecraft server today!

EchoCraftRealm 1.20

fwb, 50-100%, Thread, face, quads

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as posting pics of your GF/Wife/fWB/SO on 4chan? Join our server for a chance to win big if you roll DUBS! Post your pics and if you get DUBS, you gotta post them again at 0% but if you get TRIPS, we’ll post the original pic for you! And if you hit QUADS, well, your girl is now ours! It’s a crazy ride full of surprises and questionable decisions, just like your love life. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

crying, devastation, Loneliness, Disappointment, missing out

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

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SpookyIRLPlayer

Terrifying, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, Real Life, SpookyIRLPlayer

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

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CraftyCommiesLOL

mass casualties, diplomatic crisis, North Korean deployment, global conflict, Biden administration

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

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Blocky Vaccine Trials

phase 3, primary endpoint, clinical trial, vaccine, Prevention

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

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New Server IP

WeddingCraft: No Plus-Ones Allowed!

EchoCraftRealm 1.20

If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

SpookyIRLPlayer

CraftyCommiesLOL

Blocky Vaccine Trials