New Minecraft Servers

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!

Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

    And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

    The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

    Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

    4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

    Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

    No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

    Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

    Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BreadSRV

    BreadSRV

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    A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

    Join the discord to read the rules.

    213.239.198.168:31496

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

    No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

    1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

    Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

    simplyvanilla.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

    WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

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    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    51.91.66.119:2081

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starry Street Minecraft Server

    Starry Street Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a cosmic experience like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hoshimachi Suisei herself descended from the stars and blessed our server with her celestial presence. She sang songs that made the creepers weep and the Endermen dance. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, join us and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Hoshimachi Suisei and her Hoshimatic Project. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly stellar!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

    Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

    Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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