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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6100 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 119 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.
So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.