Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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