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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3148 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5239 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!