| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4114 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5815 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4471 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6927 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 247 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4708 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3204 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1668 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3661 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 195 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Votes: | 908 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5915 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 452741 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4276 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6873 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3965 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6271 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 208 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7010 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 179 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5644 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
