WebCoolio Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your tour guide. He’ll show you all the best spots on the server, like the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves or the enchanted forest where the trees drop golden apples instead of regular ones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and maybe a stack of cooked chicken).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

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  • PanamaCraft Minecraft Server

    PanamaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness

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  • BlockyBiblicalRights

    BlockyBiblicalRights
    so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own biblical kingdom in the west bank? yea, u heard me right. u can be like the ambassador of ur own lil kingdom and have epic battles with other players for control of the land. it’s like a real life game of thrones but in minecraft. plus, u get to hang out with trump’s UN ambassador pick, who is totally cool with u claiming ur ‘biblical right’ to the land. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Nano Membrane Madness

    Nano Membrane Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! on this server, we have self-assembled nanoporous membranes that transport anions! ya u heard me right, ANIONS!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a portal opens up and u get transported to a whole new dimension where u have to navigate through nanoporous membranes to find the ultimate treasure! it’s like a crazy maze but with science!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to explore the wonders of morphology and hydration, but u also get to battle other players in epic anion transport races! who will be the fastest anion transporter in all the land? join now to find out!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of science). trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • SkateGateCraft

    SkateGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having your precious skates ruined by a well-meaning niece! Join us for a chance to win virtual skates that will never rust or get ruined, no matter how much soap and scrubbing they endure!

    Our server is a place where you can escape the drama of family arguments over damaged skates and instead focus on building your dream world. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only tension you’ll feel is the excitement of exploring new worlds and crafting amazing creations!

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  • WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

    WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone finding diamonds? Well, get ready for a server that will make your virtual world explode with excitement!

    Join our server for the chance to have virtual adventures so wild, they’ll make your real life seem tame in comparison. Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the thrill of blowing it up!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic whispering contests you’ve ever seen. Think you can handle the heat of someone whispering sweet nothings about creepers and diamonds in your ear? Join now and find out!

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