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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7174 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.
come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).