Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

400gp, ea, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, SELLING, smp, Wave1

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	3892
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	176

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8807	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	939	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	991309	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	843
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	977906	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ores Mined:	2196
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ores Mined:	759	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8029	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	7896	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ores Mined:	7548	Animals Bred:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	7022	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.