Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9358	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9999
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	252	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Zombie Dances:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4032
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mines Excavated:	2879	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9215	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ores Mined:	718	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchantments Applied:	242	Void Gems Collected:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Star Shards Collected:	234
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	4092	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!