WaterWarriorz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9120
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyPrideMC

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Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Potions Brewed:	56
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2792	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9257	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	176
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	671
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2068	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	97	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!