Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to fatten up your man until he becomes a literal waterbed! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting off mobs, here we focus on turning your significant other into a squishy, bouncy waterbed.

Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Squat City Minecraft Server

    Squat City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • > he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP

    > he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 60459 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • “Why Did She Say This?” Minecraft Server

    “Why Did She Say This?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the players are as bland as a glass of milk? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids in town!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Emeralds Found: 6366

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is running his very own Minecraft server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and creativity? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Dragon Ball Z mod, where you can transform into your favorite DBZ characters and battle it out in epic showdowns. But be warned, the power levels are over 9000 and the stakes are higher than Goku’s hairline!

    Not only that, but we have custom mini-games like “TwerkCraft” where you must shake your booty to survive, and “Parkour Panic” where you must navigate through a maze of lava while being chased by a herd of angry chickens.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FrostyFiasco – Snowbreak: Chaos Control Minecraft SMP

    FrostyFiasco – Snowbreak: Chaos Control Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us for expedited access to the Special Story Chapter “Sand of Secrets”, where you’ll uncover hidden treasures and battle mystical creatures. Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Spectral Fantasies, Canyon Gloom (boss challenge), and the Seven-Day Carnival with insane minigames that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Redeem secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” in your settings to unlock special rewards and surprises. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our 100 Pity Banner Type Details for a chance to win epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at https://snowbreak.amazingseasun.com/ and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • What is the IP for Joelemz Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Joelemz Minecraft Server?

    Joelemz is a multidisciplinary artist and content creator known for his eclectic style and vibrant creativity. With a background in graphic design and music production, Joelemz has gained a following for his unique blend of visual and auditory art. Through his work, he aims to inspire and stimulate creativity in others, while also sharing his perspective on various social and cultural issues. Joelemz continues to push boundaries and challenge norms in the artistic world, leaving a lasting impact on all who experience his work.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ✅DOM DON✅ Minecraft server

    ✅DOM DON✅ Minecraft server
    ‼️MOD: 29:MOD:‼️⛔️:GOOGLE-disk: !!!DOWNLOAD-MOD!!! ⛔️ https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XadHNKqlnHDcZRBbjUJ8haGlV7PRrcyN?usp=sharing‼️MOOD⛔️ ‼️[11221-Epic-Knights✅‼️Aquaculture-1122-168jar✅‼️artifacts-1122-124jar✅‼️Baubles-112-152jar✅‼️betteranimalsplus-1122-901jar✅‼️bettercaves-1122-204jar✅‼️BetterMineshaftsForge-1122-221jar✅‼️castle_dungeons-22p1-1122-forgejar✅‼️ChunkAnimator-1122-121jar✅‼️collective-1122-30jar✅‼️comforts-1122-1413jar✅‼️DynamicLights-1122jar✅‼️extrautils2-112-199jar✅‼️FallingTree-1122-240jar✅‼️Forgelin-184jar✅‼️FpsReducer-mc1122-120jar✅‼️Galacticraft-1122-406jar✅‼️gravestone-1103jar✅‼️hom-184a-Gjar✅‼️infinitetrading_1122-14jar✅‼️jei_1122-41611012jar✅‼️LegendOfHerobrine-1122-054jar✅‼️Ilibrary-1720-1122jar✅‼️mowziesmobs_1122_158jar✅‼️Neat14-17jar✅‼️SpartanWeaponry-1122-160jar✅‼️SRParasites-1122v1918jar✅‼️stg-1122-123jar✅‼️techguns-1122-2020_pre32jar✅‼️themidnight-035jar✅‼️twilightforest-1122-3111021-universaljar✅‼️_team_core-forge-1122-225305jar✅‼️useful_backpacks-1122-15485jar✅‼️wi-zoom-v11-MC1122-releasejar✅‼️Xaeros_Minimap_2441_Forge_112jar✅[11221-Epic-Knights✅‼️Aquaculture-1122-168jar✅‼️artifacts-1122-124jar✅‼️Baubles-112-152jar✅‼️betteranimalsplus-1122-901jar✅‼️bettercaves-1122-204jar✅‼️BetterMineshaftsForge-1122-221jar✅‼️castle_dungeons-22p1-1122-forgejar✅‼️ChunkAnimator-1122-121jar✅‼️collective-1122-30jar✅‼️comforts-1122-1413jar✅‼️DynamicLights-1122jar✅‼️extrautils2-112-199jar✅‼️FallingTree-1122-240jar✅‼️Forgelin-184jar✅‼️FpsReducer-mc1122-120jar✅‼️Galacticraft-1122-406jar✅‼️gravestone-1103jar✅‼️hom-184a-Gjar✅‼️infinitetrading_1122-14jar✅‼️jei_1122-41611012jar✅‼️LegendOfHerobrine-1122-054jar✅‼️Ilibrary-1720-1122jar✅‼️mowziesmobs_1122_158jar✅‼️Neat14-17jar✅‼️SpartanWeaponry-1122-160jar✅‼️SRParasites-1122v1918jar✅‼️stg-1122-123jar✅‼️techguns-1122-2020_pre32jar✅‼️themidnight-035jar✅‼️twilightforest-1122-3111021-universaljar✅‼️_team_core-forge-1122-225305jar✅‼️useful_backpacks-1122-15485jar✅‼️wi-zoom-v11-MC1122-releasejar✅‼️Xaeros_Minimap_2441_Forge_112jar✅

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 9005
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lutnick’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lutnick’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you have less than 2 months to stop a kike! That’s right, a kike is wreaking havoc in the virtual world and it’s up to you and your friends to put a stop to it before it’s too late.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to save the world from a kike, but there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the day and defeats the evil kike once and for all. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • > Open Product Manual Minecraft SMP

    > Open Product Manual Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the manufacturer’s email is literally gmail.com – talk about high-tech, am I right?

    But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that the owner of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether!

    Join us for insane adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Magic Items Found: 1918
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! And don’t worry about falling into the lava, we have fire-resistant armor for all players.

    But that’s not all, we also have special events like the “Sheep Olympics” where you can compete against other players in sheep-related mini-games. And if you win, you get a special sheep-themed weapon to show off to your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the wrong uncle like Rosa did. Trust us, you don’t want to deal with that kind of drama.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 2207 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men

    Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to fatten up your man until he becomes a literal waterbed! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting off mobs, here we focus on turning your significant other into a squishy, bouncy waterbed.

    Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!

    But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    Pixel Rope Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate K-pop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite K-pop idols, battle creepers alongside BTS, and build epic structures with Blackpink.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

    So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server

    YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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