Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchantments Applied:	139
Crops Grown:	8347	Magic Items Found:	6691
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	254	Treasure Maps Found:	13

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	3699	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Potions Brewed:	135
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Dragon Eggs Found:	3598	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	7575	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	336	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3834
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Star Shards Collected:	197	Infinity Stones Found:	6

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk