Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 2467

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1832 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Emeralds Found: 3170
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1950 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8011
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Potions Brewed: 97 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 77507 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4713 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Potions Brewed: 42
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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