Warzone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6670	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gods Slained:	1

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crops Grown:	6576
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	New Chunks Explored:	757461
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	186	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3169	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Mines Excavated:	1226	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	105405
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	195
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3278	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.