/Warung/ /Kopi/ /Minecraft/ /SMP/ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4214	New Chunks Explored:	177810
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	916631
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Votes:	4415	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mines Excavated:	1236	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1263
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7546
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Emeralds Found:	5462	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	330
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9420	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	9982	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Players:	98/300	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6