| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 859 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2281 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
To learn more about our server, join us now!
wanderinglights.serv.nu
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3066 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 671193 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1077 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4774 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2949 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Crops Grown: | 9212 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3327 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1272 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 244 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9610 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 244357 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 545 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 483 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7742 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4479 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1865 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2901 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6067 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
