Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6150
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	5732
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Divine Spears Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	2140
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6245
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	8018

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	963	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	152

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	571
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	2328	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	New Chunks Explored:	458445

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Votes:	1753	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3