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| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | New Chunks Explored: | 526495 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 296 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
