Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

application, bonds, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, instagram, jokes, long run., Minigames, playstyles, Respect, rules, Server, server reset, smp, stable environment, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	984684
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

New Minecraft Servers

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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Discord Invite	Join our Discord server
Instagram Account	Check out our screenshot gallery

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Vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

Community

We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

Respect

We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	1316	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3007
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1879
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	886992
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3443
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	974	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2309
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	635664	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9125
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	716	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Towns Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	7765
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!