Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by fighting for the honor of Palestine… in Yemen! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is set in a wacky alternate universe where Yemen is starving for the sake of Palestine. Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests to gather resources and food to send to our starving Yemeni friends. But be warned, the mobs are extra hungry in this server and will stop at nothing to steal your precious supplies. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of humanitarian aid!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LaundryCraft: Not Your Maid’s Job

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Are you tired of being the default parent and household manager while your husband complains about dirty jeans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave behind the never-ending laundry and cooking duties. Build your dream virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers.

Forget about being the only one who knows where the extra toilet paper is stored. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and supportive community. No more arguments about who should do the dishes – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of dirty jeans and household chores. Join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cured Islet Craft

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hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!

so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	678155	Enchantments Applied:	267
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Broomstix: Where we swap brooms for pickaxes, cats for creepers, and quests for quests! Join us for some magical Minecraft fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Not specified

Useful Links

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Are there any special events or promotions?	Yes, there are free fly days in the overworld every Sunday and voting rewards and ranks.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.
Can I teleport to other players or homes?	Yes, you can use commands such as /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, and /tpahere for player to player teleportation.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with drama happening left and right. Just like Godot, our server is constantly evolving and full of surprises.

Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your creations and compete against other players. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you might just end up in the middle of a virtual brawl!

And don’t miss our Halloween Jam event, where things get spooky and players go all out with their haunted builds. Who knows, you might even encounter a ghost or two while exploring the server!

Looking for resources and helpful links? We’ve got you covered with our AGDG resources section. From tutorials to tools, we have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player in our server’s history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because we’ve got resources for days, free companies that will make you question reality, and linkshells that will have you chatting with Endermen in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our future meetups where we grind Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while cosplaying as Lalafells, or watch Tokusatsu shows with our EU and NA friends because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have zombie movie nights, Twin Peaks meetups, Mahjong tournaments, and even a costume party mixer in the Goblet (W3 P58) that will make you forget you’re actually playing Minecraft.

So come join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server restrictions, but who cares about those?). See you there, or be square like a Minecraft block!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockBustersCraft

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Are you tired of being held back by boring old servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to set you free! Join us and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building a majestic castle when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the Macarena. Yes, that’s right, our server is home to some truly wacky and wonderful creatures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Don’t let anything stop you from doing what you love – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UkrainianCraft: Food Drop Fiasco

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SO, YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S MORE LIT THAN A UKRAINIAN JUDGE DELIVERING FOOD AID IN KHARKIV! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIAN DRONES CAN’T STOP US!

WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SeaCraft: Radiation Zone

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come join our minecraft server where we have a secret underwater lab with radiation sources that make the fish glow like disco balls. swim with the mutant sea creatures and explore the non-homogeneous seawater that will make your brain do a little dance. who needs boring old land when you can dive into the unknown and discover the secrets of the electromagnetic field. trust us, it’s a scientific report you don’t want to miss out on. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6595	Potions Brewed:	177
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for Brian Christopher Slots Minecraft Server?

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Brian Christopher Slots is a popular YouTuber and casino enthusiast known for his entertaining and high-energy videos. With over 300,000 subscribers, Brian shares his experiences and strategies for playing slot machines at various casinos around the world. His engaging personality and big wins have garnered him a large following in the online gambling community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CERERA Minecraft server

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Our Minecraft server is a unique place for all game lovers! Join the community of players on the Cerera server and enjoy the game without wipes. The server runs on version 1.11.2, which guarantees stability and optimal functioning.

Advantages of our Minecraft server:

Game without wipes: save your buildings and achievements

Beautiful and friendly atmosphere for all players

Constant updates and server support

Excellent scenery and building opportunities

Community of active and friendly players

Playing on our Minecraft server means enjoying the game to its fullest! Join us and become part of the growing Minecraft community on the Cerera server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3807
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	999082
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nightshade: The Server Where Minecraft Grannies Go Wild and Survive Together

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Nightshade SMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/best-valorant-clips/">Server</a>

Welcome to Nightshade SMP Server

Be a part of our Halloween pumpkin carving event! Join our discord and check out the announcement and events channels: Discord Event

Invite to the Discord here: Discord Invite

Whitelist Request Steps:

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

Whitelist Video

Hello everyone, welcome to the Nightshade SMP server. Nightshade SMP is a private 18+ whitelist-enabled server focused on community and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended. We have a strong emphasis on building and offer a welcoming and mature place to start your vanilla survival experience. LGBTQ+ friendly!

Server Features:

No land claim plugins

No pay-to-win system

Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items

Friendly community and staff

Planned server events

Spawn Island for community builds

Survival mode

Bedrock crossplay

For more details and updates, visit our Web Map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

To join our whitelist, complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running Vanilla 1.21

Are there any plugins on the server?

Yes, we use various plugins for player experience and server management. Check the list in the “Server Features” section.

What game rules are enforced on the server?

Some game rules include mobGriefing set to true and difficulty level set to Hard.

What are the server specifications?

CPU	AMD Ryzen 7 7700X
Render distance	12
Simulation distance	6
World border	20,000x 20,000 blocks

What are the server settings?

IP: play.NightshadeSMP.netBedrock port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Filters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.

But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7700	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Void Armor Forged:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!