Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ

Question Answer
Do you have plans to reset the server? No, we have no plans to reset the server in the near future.
What type of modifications do you use? We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons.
How can I join the server? You can join by joining our Discord and submitting an application.
Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, we encourage community collaboration and forming groups.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ores Mined: 2551
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Crops Grown: 5028 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Potions Brewed: 79 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6988
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Farms Harvested: 802 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Animals Bred: 107
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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