| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4233 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4867 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2528 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 208 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Animals Bred: | 124 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2261 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 55 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7936 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 165 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5376 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3941 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 1247 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6977 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2187 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7843 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4672 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6675 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6785 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4556 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4806 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 247 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3117 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 84 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
