Warped Semi-Scrambled Eggs: Java & Bedrock Edition

Semi Vanilla, application, warped, Drama, Technical

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Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
Vanilla experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

How to Join:

We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord HERE and apply!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly against the rules on Warped SMP. We have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

A: As long as your builds follow the server rules and are respectful to other players, you are free to be as creative as you like!

Q: How often are server resets done?

A: Server resets are rare on Warped SMP. The last reset was 2 months ago with no plans for another reset in the near future.

Q: How can I become a member of the community?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there. Our community values trust and dedication.

Mystic Hag’s Realm 1.21.4

undergarments, lingerie, bra options, breast health, women over 40

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even hags need to wear bras on it. Yeah, you heard me right! Women over 40 can’t even step foot outside without a bra on in this crazy virtual world. It’s like a rule or something, man. So if you wanna experience the madness and chaos of a world where bras are mandatory for old ladies, then come on over and join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

assert dominance, family traditions, Cultural differences, mother-in-law, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no shoes in the virtual world” rule! Just like in real life, cleanliness is key in our pixelated paradise. But beware, we have a special guest appearance from the Queen of England herself, who will not hesitate to assert dominance over anyone who dares to wear shoes in her son’s virtual home. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, sulking, and outrageous accusations – it’s a virtual soap opera you won’t want to miss!

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SwearCraft: Awkwardly Close to Comfort

misunderstanding, anxiety, swearing, perspective, Rumors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where swearing is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! If you’ve ever been scolded for letting a few choice words slip, then this is the server for you. Our community is all about expressing yourself freely, even if that means dropping an F-bomb or two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Our server is so outrageous, even waking up your friends on the bus won’t lead to drama like it did for poor Ray. Let loose, build epic structures, and let your creativity run wild without fear of judgment.

So, if you’re tired of walking on eggshells around sensitive friends, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and let those swear words fly! Let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, no matter how colorful their language may be.

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RevoltCraft SMP: ThrowOffDespotism

freedom, revolution, Government, smp, RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords on other servers? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we throw off the shackles of tyranny and create a new world order filled with chaos and mayhem!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

embarrassing situations., personal hygiene, toilet troubles, embarrassing experiences, Share

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

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