New Minecraft Servers

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

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  • KidzCraft Fun Zone

    KidzCraft Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

    IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS STRAIGHT OUTTA A FAIRY TALE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE, BUT YOU GOTTA FIGHT OFF A DRAGON TO GET IT! YEAH, IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE QUEST BUT WITHOUT THE SWEATY ARMOR!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SPAWN POINT IS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE OF CANDY? YEAH, YOU CAN LITERALLY EAT YOUR WAY TO VICTORY!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOLO, AMIRITE?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wuthering Waves Realm 1.21.4

    Wuthering Waves Realm 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster of epicness. We got Carlotta from THE BANQUET showing off her Resonator skills, like who wouldn’t wanna see that? And then we got Rinascita, like the next stop on this crazy train of awesomeness. Plus, there’s a promotion video that’s gonna blow your mind, like seriously, it’s gonna make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on the Story Cinematics, it’s like watching a movie but in Minecraft. Oh, and the outfits, bro, the outfits are on point.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a Livestream coming up, like January 2nd, mark your calendars, it’s gonna be lit. And if you’re into tracking stuff, we got you covered with the Convene Tracker. Plus, there’s a bunch of events happening, like sign-in events, adventure events, combat events, like it’s a party up in here. And if you’re confused about anything, just check the timeline, it’ll blow your mind.

    Oh, and we got codes for days, like free stuff just for joining. And don’t even get me started on the emotes, like you can express yourself in ways you never thought possible. And we even got a friends list, like you can make friends and conquer the Minecraft world together. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelated Potato Paradise

    Pixelated Potato Paradise

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    Yo, yo, yo! Join our epic Minecraft server where the haters be going cray-cray like never before! Like, seriously, the haterbase be off the charts, man. Every time you do something, you know there’s gonna be like 30 threads hating on you every single day for a whole week. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s Minecraft madness! Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EUaidHungryNoMore

    EUaidHungryNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Future Craft City 1.20

    Future Craft City 1.20

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    Bro, join this Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of time moving too fast! We got time machines disguised as mine carts, so you can go back to the Summer of Love whenever you want! Who needs coping mechanisms when you can just build a groovy hippie commune in Minecraft? Let’s vibe out and pretend it’s still 1967, man. Peace, love, and pixelated flowers, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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