Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
Divine Spears Created: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Emeralds Found: 6558

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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